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PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1474
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	145	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	179

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

career development, Crafty, creating job opportunities, creating your own job, employment opportunities, Entrepreneurship, finding a job, Job, job creation, job creation strategies, job creation tips, job fulfillment, job growth, job hunting, job market, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job success, maker, self-employment, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1358
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

Depression Detector Server

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain research, Brain scanning, brain scans, brain study, depression, depression prevention, depression risk factors, depression treatment, detector, mental health, neuronal interactions, neuroscience, research, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

come join our minecraft server where we scan your brain to show you the wiring of depression! like, who wouldn’t want to see that, am i right? we have this small group of patients who have been scanned for a year and a half, and we found this crazy pattern of neuronal interactions that might make you depressed. but don’t worry, we have minecraft to cheer you up! join us for a wild ride of brain scans and depression talk, it’s gonna be a blast!

What is the IP for Official ATLUS West Minecraft Server?

Atlus, Minecraft, Official, Server, West

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Official ATLUS West is the North American branch of Japanese video game developer and publisher ATLUS. Known for creating popular series such as Persona and Shin Megami Tensei, ATLUS West localizes and publishes these games for Western audiences. They are dedicated to bringing unique and engaging gaming experiences to fans around the world.

hulacraftbox

anti cheat, Box, Community, Crates, Discord, EASY, Events, Features, Friendly, Fun, Giveaway, grind, Help, hulacraftbox, Minecraft, Minehut, PvP, Ranks, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

HULACRAFT Welcome to our Server: HulacraftBOX, a box server which is easy to grind, has a friendly community and will always help you. This box server is designed to be fun and easy! IP: Hulacraftbox.minehut.gg Ranks Crates(COMING SOON) Events Giveaway Anti-Cheat Friendly Staff Vanilla We are hoping to make this server a great server with adding other features as mentioned before(with many contents) in future… https://discord.gg/maa22suse4

hulacraftbox.minehut.gg

/ Norge Tråden / Minecraft Server /

201857221, Anon, diskusjon, forum, Minecraft, norge, Server, tråden, ufsølpromenade, utgaven

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Votes:	332	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our wacky adventure through the ufsølpromenade, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to all who find it.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know what kind of mischief our mischievous moderators will get up to, from turning all the trees into giant mushrooms to creating a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

So come join us on our ufsølpromenade-utgaven adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT blocks). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Panzer Girls SMP – Bonple High School

Anime, armored vehicles, Bonple, Bonple high school, Competition, Cool School, Cute girls, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, HIGH, high school girls, japanese animation, Military, Panzer, Poor, School, skilled in senshado, smp, sports anime, strategy, tank battles, teamwork, Thread, Underdog

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1783	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we run a cool school for senshado (tank warfare) training! Our players may be poor in resources, but they are rich in skills and determination to dominate the battlefield.

Join us if you want to learn how to drive tanks like a pro and show off your epic senshado skills. Our teachers are all former tank commanders who will guide you through intense battles and teach you the art of tank warfare.

But beware, our school is located in a crazy world where giant creepers roam the land and zombie pigmen rule the nether. You’ll have to use all your senshado skills to survive and thrive in this wild environment.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and blowing up stuff with tanks. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Asian values, blockparty, bunk bed, bunk bed model, compromise, compromise reached, cultural norms, family, family dynamics, ikea, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, public housing, Server, Siblings, siblings sharing, Singapore, sleeping in living room, solution, Space, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	2179
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall off the bunk bed like OP might! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild builds, just like the IKEA bunk bed OP’s parents finally agreed to get.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of convincing your parents to buy a bunk bed in-game, and maybe even sell your old bed frame for some extra virtual cash. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Plus, our server is like staying with your parents until you get married – except you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content! Embrace those Asian values and build a virtual home that would make your parents proud. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build some bunk beds together! 🛏️🎮