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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 213 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.