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HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	381	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	162	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	4059	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2073	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	6124	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	142550
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	2516
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Votes:	251

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	752501

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	178
Votes:	7510	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!