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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7752	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	215223
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	185
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	140
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	730146
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	9917	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	7295
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?