Cops MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

High on Minecraft: Intoxicated Drug Server – Where roleplay meets factions and McMMO!

Raiding, Competition, base, Other, real estate

Minecraft Server Overview

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Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Intoxicated?	Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?	The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?	Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?	Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.

Hot Cop Hell: Where Minecraft Cops Meet Their Fiery Fate!

Burn, Eternal Damnation, Hell, fate, Torment

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the cops aren’t safe from the fiery pits of hell! Join us for a chance to battle it out with cenobites and watch as those pesky law enforcement officers meet their doom in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just don’t get on the wrong side of a cenobite!

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Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

systemic racism, discrimination, Brits, Accountability, African American

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

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Crafty Cops and Robbers: The Minecraft Server where even YouTube cops can’t resist joining the fun!

Cops, Europeans, online content, Channels.., Minecraft

Are you tired of being a YouTube sensation for all the wrong reasons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the law in a virtual world where your mistakes won’t go viral! Our community is filled with players from all over the world, including Indians and Europeans who are experts at crafting hilarious captions in broken English. So come join us and leave your criminal past behind – unless you want to become a Minecraft celebrity for all the wrong reasons!

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Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

Patrol, misconduct, police misconduct, Crafty, police accountability

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

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Crafty Cops and Robbers: Michael Sosa Edition

allegations, criminal justice, Arrest warrant, Cops, justice system

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Dance Party” where you have to out-dance the zombies to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

PVs, Manga, Scrimmages, ROADMAP, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

gns, Schizo, cabal-funded, KNS, WhaleWisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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ExMomAirMistake

Starbucks, Grateful, control, Make it right, Breakup

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ReLaunch, Vows, Server, Europe, Economy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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