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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	2605
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8441	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

alarms, bad idea, economists, Experts, Howard Gleckman, left, Minecraft, nonpartisan, Politico, research group, right, senior fellow, Server, sounding, tax on tips platform, Tax Policy Center, tax upsides, TipTopCraft, Unintended Consequences, Upset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	697981	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?

With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

affordable, best in town, cleaning services, contract signing, DISCOUNT, home services, limited time offer, local business, Minecraft, Neighborhood, NeighborhoodWanderer, PROFESSIONAL, Promotion, residential, savings, smp, special offer, thorough job, window cleaners, window cleaning, window maintenance, window washers, window washing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!

BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Animals Bred:	59	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

MartianAquaCraft

Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	1167	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

VitD50 Survival Craft

Craft, Survival, VitD50

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

GladiatorMC

Adventure, Bosses, Builds, Community, Currency, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Playerwarps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

gladiatormc.com

Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8876
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	876
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!