coping with suicide Minecraft Servers

coping with suicide Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7505
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Votes: 4905 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • DelusionalCraft

    DelusionalCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9759
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Animals Bred: 78
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Crops Grown: 5654 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

    Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

    Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

    Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

    So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

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  • CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

    CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6221
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9260
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

    Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

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  • CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

    CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1259
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

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  • RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

    RedHandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4001
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BorderBattleCraft

    BorderBattleCraft
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9557
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ores Mined: 8336
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

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  • Drive2SaveEVs

    Drive2SaveEVs
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 487
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

    also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

    join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • 2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

    2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1944
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Animals Bred: 94

    New Minecraft Servers

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

    2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

    do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

    https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is duping allowed on the server? Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
    Are there any rules on the server? 2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
    Can I grief and raid other players? Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
    How often does the server update to a new version? The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

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  • PixelParadise Minecraft Server

    PixelParadise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 73 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3133 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

    Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9976
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 635 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

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  • SurgicallySecret30+

    SurgicallySecret30+
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 698
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

    Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

    So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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