Cope MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

CraftyPig, cope, kane, e7g, Resources

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a newbro guide to help you navigate through the madness, insane resources to help you survive, and increased drop rates for Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows! And don’t forget about our Mystic Summons featuring the powerful Last Rider Krau and the twisted Eidolon Kayron!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

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Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

Netori, Krau, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, Holy Sacrifice, Newbro guide

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

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The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

cope, willful ignorance, prove a point, SELF AWARENESS, emotional intelligence

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

Chads, alpha male, traditional conservative values, Server, cry

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

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Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

bwc, asian, big, lumberjack, hairy

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

fag, Interest, porn addicts, baby-faced, Attention

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

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MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

agricultural products, Currency, Economy, diplomatic strategy, MONEY

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

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Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

deranged, kek this cuck, Hog.., Eat, documentary

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

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Minecraft SMP: MoneyMakerMania – Will making stacks of cash help me cope with not being a blocky billionaire?

societal pressures, $200k/year, smp, mental health, STUDIES

Are you tired of not being a cute girl in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft SMP where money can buy you happiness and cuteness! We have a virtual economy that will make you richer than your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life happiness when you can have stacks on stacks of virtual diamonds? Join now and live your best cute girl life in Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

Iseria, Netori, Mystic Summons, Partyvan, cope

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

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