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DadDilemmaCraft

blended family, DadDilemmaCraft, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandparents rights, half siblings, parent-child relationships, step siblings, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dimension Hops:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

ComfortFoodie SMP

classic, comfort food, ComfortFoodie, Comforting, Cozy, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, foodie, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, Indulgent, nostalgic, satisfying, smp, soul food, Tasty, Traditional, Warm, yum

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

Ex Blockerz R Us

awkward, Blockerz, Breakup, chance encounter, Closure, emotions, ex, ex boyfriend, ex encounter, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-significant other, Exes, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationship history, social situation, unexpected meeting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6588	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8723
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

CraftyArmeniaUS2021

Alliance, armenia, biden, bilateral ties, cooperation, CraftyArmeniaUS2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic collaboration, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mutual interests, partnership enhancement, Peacebuilding, political leaders, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Semi vanilla Plugin server Sethome Tpa Commands Donation VIP Role Server owner Username Epic Cool people Essential Notify Complete Banner Banners Desc Img-fluid, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

129.146.200.188

FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

32 view distance, back, BUCKETS, Chest locking, CREEPERS, diamonds, Donations, Empty, free, Friendly, FroobWorld, home, Land claiming, Lockette-style, Long-term maps, old school, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, Survival, Tpa, Votes, Water

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3064
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join FroobWorld Discord
Website	FroobWorld Website
Dynmap	FroobWorld Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
Are there any server commands available?	Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
How big can my land claim be?	There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

Accents, American perspective, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilians, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, foreign languages, language barrier, language learning, linguistics, meme, Minecraft, native, native speakers, portugal, Portuguese, second language, smp, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.

Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

DadDebtRelief Minecraft Server

advice, back injury, behind on payments, cousin, DadDebtRelief, Economy, family, family savior, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, injured, lawyer fees, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, mortgage payments, Prison, Rehab, Server, sister, stable employment, thrifty living

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with family drama like this!

Join us and escape the real world where your dad won’t be asking you for loans and your cousin won’t be taking advantage of you. Instead, you’ll be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

Forget about mortgage payments and family feuds, on our server, the only thing you’ll be behind on is the latest updates and expansions. So come join us and let’s create a Minecraft family that’s drama-free and full of fun!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!