Coomerbros Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Steamy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BambooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure!

PatriotCraft: Ukraine’s Defense Squad

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot air defense systems than ukraine! we got them from germany cuz they know we need to protect our precious blocky creations from creepers and zombies. our envoy will personally welcome you to the server and show you how to build the most epic bases and fight off the most epic mobs. join now and be part of the most epic defense system in minecraft history!

PixelPleasure

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	4791	Endless Night Skies:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that spit out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give you advice on how to build the sickest castle ever.

And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing your favorite jam. It’s like a rave in the mines, dude!

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility), then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

EcoCraft: Save the Planet & Mine for Fun!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	7888
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

so liek, u know how companies rly care bout da environment n stuff? well dis server is all bout dat too! u can join n help save da planet while u play minecraft, how cool is dat?

imagine u rly into building stuff in minecraft, well dis server is all bout building green n sustainable things. u can make windmills, solar panels, n even compost bins to help reduce ur carbon footprint in da game. it’s like ur own lil eco-friendly paradise!

plus, if u join dis server, u can show off to all ur friends how environmentally conscious u r. they’ll be like “wow, u rly care bout da planet, u must be so cool” n u can be like “yeah, i play on dis server dat helps save da world, nbd”

so come join us on dis server n be da change u wanna see in da minecraft world. together, we can make a difference n show everyone how awesome it is to care bout da environment, one block at a time.

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world that will make you question reality! Our server is so massive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to the largest city in China. But don’t be surprised if you come across a bunch of black-colored blocks that make you feel like you’re in Africa – our world is full of surprises!

Join us for the chance to build your own empire, conquer epic dungeons, and even discover secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions (yes, we’re talking about Minecraft Narnia). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of diamond-armored llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

DepressoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4695

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because depresso is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. But here’s the twist – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama? If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – candy mountains, candy trees, even candy creepers! Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up in a sugar coma.

So what are you waiting for? Join depresso today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you eat too much candy, that is).

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Votes:	866
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my little sister’s boyfriend ‘Eric’? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to stand up to douchebags like Eric and defend your loved ones in epic virtual battles!

Imagine a world where you can yell “fuck you” at annoying players without getting in trouble! Take a stand against disrespectful comments and show them who’s boss in a family-friendly environment (well, maybe not Eric-friendly)!

With crazy adventures and unexpected drama unfolding at every turn, this server is perfect for those who want to protect their siblings and put bullies in their place. Join now and show the world that being an overprotective older brother is actually a superpower in disguise!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever wanted to embark on a wild adventure without spending a single diamond? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a journey filled with more twists and turns than a creeper on roller skates.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to log off for three days straight! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they rule the server with an iron fist (literally, they have a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this pixelated paradise!

PixelPanic” vs “BlockBusters

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ores Mined:	3746	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, rode on the backs of flying chickens, and even befriended a group of singing zombies. And in the end, they found the Golden Pickaxe and became the richest players in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on your own epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ores Mined:	9520	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!