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PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Votes:	801
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	245
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	9210
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	260924	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Crops Grown:	7574
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.

CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfall

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	4150
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4376	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

CarHouseCraft

car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!