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Resuscitation Station

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3783	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4454

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Emeralds Found:	2670
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crops Grown:	6734
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Chimeras Created:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Freaky Circus Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs in the game is the circus performers running amok! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with clowns, acrobats, and maybe even a vampire or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a zombie juggling creepers while riding a unicycle? Or see a skeleton tightrope walking over a pit of lava? Only at Cirque du Freak, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ringmaster is actually a shape-shifting Enderman who can teleport players to secret treasure-filled realms. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper King, who rules over the land with an explosive fist.

So come one, come all to Cirque du Freak, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for the clown zombies, they’re a real scream!

Georgian Block Party Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet more Georgians than you ever thought possible! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world, where you’ll encounter Georgian villagers selling khachapuri, Georgian mobs singing traditional folk songs, and even a secret underground bunker where Stalin’s long-lost cousin resides. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and expand your knowledge of Georgian culture – no cheating with Stalin, though!

NoTouchyZoneMC

Boundaries, boyfriend’s friend, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, English culture, FESTIVAL, festival plans, inappropriate touching, NoTouchyZoneMC, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, setting boundaries, social interactions, Spanish culture, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances, unwanted behavior

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Votes:	7871
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!

SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Towns Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	500425

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!