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Blocky News Network Minecraft Server

alternative news, blocky, cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, fact-checking, fake news, independent journalism, Jewish, Jewish influence, mainstream media, Media bias, media control, media deception, media literacy, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, News, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, truth-seeking

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	689238	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being fed lies by the mainstream media? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the truth is stranger than fiction! Our server is run by a group of conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is controlled by lizard people and that the moon landing was faked by aliens. But hey, at least our server has killer PvP battles and a thriving economy based on trading rare Pepe memes. So come join us and uncover the real truth behind the blocky facade of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2614	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8019

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	3337
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Animals Bred:	136

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

51.79.35.67:25605

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1696	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

legacymc.g-portal.rocks