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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9153 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
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