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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9293 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4204 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
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