Cooksie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	1351	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	2494

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	5407	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	7401
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Crops Grown:	7436	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2770	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg-steam, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, gamedev, handbrake, helpful links, How to WebM, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, Resources, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!