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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Farms Harvested:	575
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.