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The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Animals Bred:	101
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	3485
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	4936
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!