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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9625 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!