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AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	193
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Star Shards Collected:	69	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8202	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	426048
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

10/10, all-time favorite TV series, best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, BlockbusterTV, favorite TV Series, highly recommended TV series, must-watch TV Series, top rated TV series, TV series, TV series analysis, TV series critique, TV series list, TV series ranking, TV series rating, TV series recommendations, TV series review, TV series suggestions, TV series to watch, TV series worth watching, TV show recommendation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, DAUGHTER, Dictatorship, family dynasty, Government, Kim, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leader, leadership, Minecraft, next generation, North Korea, political future, Politics, power transition, Régime, seoul, Server, Succession, succession plan

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	1898	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!