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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7486 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!