cooked panda – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise
agricultural pesticides, agriculture, Cancer, cancer risk, carcinogens, Chemicals, controversial, CropCraft, debate, environmental toxins, Experts, exposure, findings, health risks, misleading, Paradise, Pesticide, Pesticides, public health, research, study, tobacco, tobacco smoke
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.
experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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LncvrtBox
1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, box-gen, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, intense pvp, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Vanilla
LncvrtBox is a intense PvP Box-Gen server! Custom plugins, nice staff, good community and much more! Need staff & Players! (supports 1.16 – 1.21)
play.lncvrt.xyz

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Allay Mc
Biomes, Builds, Cross-Play, fortune, Friendly staff, Griefing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, Waterfall, wild warp, world border
Allaymc is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, custom player shops and friendly staff!
We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!
Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.
Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.
The world border is 20,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!
Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.
play.allaymc.in

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Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server
#nagatoro, adaptation, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, comedy, Epilogue, Expectations, fan theories, Finale, high school, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Nagatoros, Otaku, relationships, resolution, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, speculation
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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ToiletCraft SMP: The Rise of Skibidi Hollywood
Director, entertainment studio, global phenomenon, Hollywood, Hollywood executives, hollywood franchise, independent studio, Invisible Narratives, marvel universe, michael bay, Movie, new ideas, product lines, Rise, Risks, skibidi, Skibidi Kino, skibidi toilet, smp, ToiletCraft, transformers, tv show, younger generation, youtube series
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind like a Michael Bay movie! Join us on this epic adventure where we take risks and bring fresh, new ideas just like the “Skibidi Toilet” TV show and movie franchise.
Imagine a world where Minecraft meets Marvel universe meets Transformers – that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server. Director Michael Bay himself is on board as our chief creative adviser, so you know things are about to get explosive!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have our own Skibidi Kino! 😉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #SkibidiToiletRevolution

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ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition
10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft
Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server
#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology
so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?
but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

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DonetskDodgeCraft
Battle tactics, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Donetsk oblast, Donetsk region, DonetskDodgeCraft, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Military escape, military maneuvers, military strategy, Prohres, Russian encirclement, Russian Invasion, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian troops, War Tactics
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!
build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.
join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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Eye Spy Craft
10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

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JavaJoltCraft
#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee
Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…
So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”
So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

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