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Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	692	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	8826
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	246
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	7209
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	3741	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2994	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!