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CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	8751	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6801	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7761	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Ores Mined:	8408	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Star Shards Collected:	66
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!