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BlockyWar: Minecraft Server

Africa, aggression, BlockyWar, CASUALTIES, Conflict, discrimination, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, human rights violations, imperialism, international relations, Manipulation, military intervention, Minecraft, Propaganda, racism, russia, Server, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

Al Jazeera, al jazeera news, cameraman, Captivity, captivity ordeal, captivity story, CreeperCaptiveNoasHouse, Former hostage, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostage survivor, House, journalist, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, news report, Noa Argamani, traumatic experience

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CreeperCashless: Spend more, blow up less!

BLOW, buy-now-pay-later, cash vs. cashless, cashless convenience, cashless economy, cashless payments, cashless society, cashless spending, consumer research, credit card, CreeperCashless, debit card, Digital transactions., financial behavior, financial technology, money management, payment methods, payment preferences, personal finance, spend, spending habits, spending trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we be ballin’ outta control with dem cashless payments, ya feel me? Like, research done by some super smart peeps say dat when u use a credit card, debit card, or even a buy-now-pay-later service, u end up spendin’ way more money than if u just used cold hard cash, bro. So come join us on dis server where we be flexin’ our digital wallets and makin’ it rain diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, fam. #cashlessballers #minecraftmoneygang #digitaldollarz

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PixelPals, Retro Girls General, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	129
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join Onolumi, the master of building epic castles out of diamond blocks, or challenge Amiya Aranha to a duel in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the treacherous caves filled with creepers and zombies, while Kiki will teach you how to tame a herd of explosive sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mozumi Pichi riding a dragon through the skies, raining down TNT on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to hang out with Riona, Clauvio, Karin, Super Meche, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale, and Jorunna as they embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server, where every block holds a new adventure and every player is a potential prankster. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

CraftyLand Minecraft Server

Community, Country, CraftyLand, culture, current affairs, customs, Events, Government, Happenings, happenings around me, happenings in my country, happenings in society, Lifestyle, local events, local news, Minecraft, national news, News, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, Traditions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

PocketTripCancelLOL

airfare, Airline, bargain fare, CANCELLATION, cancelled trip, Cash, Controlling, Demand, DISRESPECTFUL, holiday, Loss, partner, PocketTripCancelLOL, refund, relationship, Terms and Conditions, travel planned, trip, Voucher, voucher expiry date

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.

We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.

Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

BlockBreakup, boundary crossing, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, deal breaker, DISRESPECTFUL, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, hurtful words, LEAVING, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, relationship, Server, Significant Other, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

Alien, AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC, Ambassador, Communication, Curiosity, Diplomacy, Earth, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Government, intergalactic, leader, president, prime minister, science fiction, Spaceship, united nations, Visitor, world leader

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	625950
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

airport arrest, airport security, arrest, arrested, Cologne, Cologne airport, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCologneAirportSuspect, extremist, germany, investigation, Isis, ISIS supporter, law enforcement, radicalization, security threat, supporter, SUSPECT, Suspected IS, Terrorism, terrorism suspect

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

balance, bedtime, BedtimeCraft, discipline, early riser, going to bed early, healthy habits, Lifestyle, mental health, motivation, night owl, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, waking up early, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?