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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3331 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
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