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Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3112	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	263	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	2220	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!