Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bouncing by, singing the chorus to “Bohemian Rhapsody.” And just when you think it can’t get any weirder, a squad of flying pigs swoop down from the sky, wearing top hats and monocles, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Disco Enderman. This groovy guy loves to break it down on the dance floor, and if you can impress him with your sick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yes, you heard that right, THREE WISHES!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Who needs evidence-based reasoning when you’ve got flying pigs and dancing Endermen, am I right? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.
Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
| Welcome to Lanterncraft |
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| We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Do you have a detailed questline? | Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards. |
| What measures do you have against griefers? | Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages. |
| Do you keep inventory on death? | Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death. |
| Do you have custom dungeons? | Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore. |
| Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? | Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586 |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy |
Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.
So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!