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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4659 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Votes: | 6034 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!