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DonbasCraft: Putin’s Kursk Kapers
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself dismisses all incursions and declares the eastern donbas region as the main war aim. why? because on our server, we have a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft and battles it out with players from all over the world. join now to witness the ultimate showdown between putin and the players, with explosions, tanks, and lots of vodka involved. who will emerge victorious? join to find out! -
Exiled by the AEWtists in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of alliances, betrayals, and epic battles for dominance.In this server, we have a group known as the AEWtists who are all about putting on the best matches and entertaining the masses. But watch out, because if you can’t carry your weight like Britt, you might just find yourself exiled to the far reaches of the map.
Will our players be able to prove their worth and rise to the top, or will they crumble under the pressure and be banished forever? Join us and find out in this crazy adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way.
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Uhhh Hey Tony About That Deal Maybe Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes, including injecting aids into a black guy and giving him a chair shot to the head! Just kidding, that’s not actually allowed on our server (or any server for that matter), but we do have plenty of other crazy shenanigans to keep you entertained. From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just make sure to leave your controversial ideas at the door. -
> Is not present at the funeral of Juan… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy plot twist like being whisked away to the UCL draw ceremony instead of attending a funeral (sorry Juan Izquierdo, but priorities, am I right?). Or how about giving Di Maria a trophy at his homage last night because why not?
And don’t worry about missing out on important events like Suarez’s last match because who needs that when you can be part of our wacky adventures instead? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Lukewarm Owner’s Shutdown Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, lukewarm center-right Minecraft servers shutting down for ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our owner is definitely not lukewarm center-right, so you can rest assured that you’re in for a wild and unpredictable experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what all the hype is about! -
BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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SpyMayorFuryCraft
Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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BlockyPoliticians
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!