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BlockyJerusalemMC Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)! -
CraftyPals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild! -
DoglessGatheringAITAH
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers! -
Macron’s Explosive MineCraft
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀 -
YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit
hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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LunWix | Free Donation server Minecraft
YouTube promo code “ARTYYT”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of game currency on the server!
Server promo code “OPEN2024”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of currency on the server!
play.lunwix.ru:19134
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PieThiefProbsLOL
Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.
Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!
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SafeWordCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.
And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.