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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 343 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 830 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
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