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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3277 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
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