control the market

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!