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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2120 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?
So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!
