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RussianCraft SMP – Nyet, I Can Understand Minecraft SMP

Anime, Communication, communication struggles, comprehension, contrived, difficulty expressing, foreign language, language barriers, language comprehension, language difficulties, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language understanding., linguistics, Minecraft, nyet, Russian, RussianCraft, smp, understand, understanding Russian

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5108	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, join our server where we speak Russian! Why? Because we have a secret underground society of Russian-speaking players who have built a replica of the Kremlin in-game. Plus, our anime-themed builds are so epic, even the characters themselves would be jealous. So come join us for a wild ride full of Russian banter and anime shenanigans!

E-Celeb DramaCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Celebrities, contrived, Drama, DramaCraft, E-Celeb, eceleb, Entertainment, following, gossip, influencer culture, influencers, internet celebrity, LATEST, media frenzy, Minecraft, Obsession, online drama, pop culture, public spectacle, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	6347
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show. Witness epic battles over who stole whose diamonds, secret alliances formed in the shadows, and betrayals that will make your head spin. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare for the chaos!

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	5739	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4727	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	619115
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	1453	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1869	Dragons Tamed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	992479	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!