Contract MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

ByeByeBuddyCraft

treatment plan, childcare, plane ticket, career training, wealthy family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as a wealthy family with a live-in nanny? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can live in a MIL unit, just like Terra did, and enjoy all the perks of free housing, food, and utilities. But be warned, you might have to deal with unexpected job changes, health issues, and demanding bosses (aka the admins).

Don’t worry about finding the perfect job on our server, just like Terra, you can take as many “sick days” as you want and avoid stressful job searches. And if things get too crazy, we might just kick you out like Terra got the boot from her job and our server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just remember, the end date is always looming, and you never know when you might get the boot!

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TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

sequel bait, Actors, contract, walking sims, MONEY

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

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CraftyCongrats

qualifications, job offer, congratulations, CraftyCongrats, job application

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.

Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!

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CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

Summer, difference maker, Sports Entertainment, Lowballing, CraftyContractors

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

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CraftyProtesters Minecraft: Where even Google employees can’t escape the blocky fun!

GOOGLE, tech industry, employee activism, contract, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never terminate you like Google did to those 28 employees! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so epic, it had Project Nimbus levels of awesomeness. Picture this: Google and Amazon teaming up to provide the Israeli government and military with cloud computing services in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. We’ve got AI tools, data centers, and other cloud infrastructure waiting for you to explore and conquer.

But that’s not all! Our server is a place where protests are not only allowed but encouraged. Want to march against the tyranny of creepers? Go for it! Feel like picketing outside the Ender Dragon’s lair? We’ve got your back! Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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NoLicenseNoDriveMC

Help, NoLicenseNoDriveMC, parents, pride, #generous

🤣🚗🤪 so like, this server is like your car, but better! imagine if your car could fly and shoot lasers, that’s how epic this server is! we take great care of our players, just like you take care of your car. 🚀

so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷

join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟

🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉

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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

surprising confession, surprising position, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected partner, unexpected sensation

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because one time I was building a giant chicken coop and out of nowhere a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me while I was trying to tame a wild llama with a disco ball on its head. It was so random and hilarious, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s the most boujee thing you’ll ever see in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures in the blocky world!

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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

Zelensky, Lecture, reaction, Diplomacy, foreign policy

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!

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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, worst self, Revenge, trump, united states

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we bully and berate Trump for fun! Zelenskyy even ambushed him once, it was wild! If you want to see Trump at his worst, this is the place to be. Plus, our server has the craziest builds and the most hilarious players. You won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and laughter. Join now at TrumpAmbush.About.Minecraft_IP_LOLZ!

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PutinCraft: Inside Job

putin, international relations, Technology, radical departure, recent incidents

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have Putin as our top hacker, he’s on the inside now!! 😂😂 We don’t worry about cybersecurity threats because we ARE the threat, join us and dominate the virtual world with our Russian mastermind leading the way.

IP: putinInsideAboutcybersecurity.threat

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