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KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	9999	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	2902

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crops Grown:	6503	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Items Found:	2376
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

I AUZORITE MC WE HAVE LIFESTEAL HEADSTEAL GEMSTEAL AND FFA AUZORITE MC IS A PUBLICK NETWORK JOIN AND ENJOY OUR EXCITING GAMEMODES

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24/7 uptime, ad network no1, adnetwork uk to, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Low Ping, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Lag, online gaming, server ip, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join Our Minecraft Server!

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– Low Ping (20-50ms)

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	877433	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!

Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP

60s pop hit, Atmospheric, creepy apartment, Dark, dramatic, DRAWN, eerie, gun, gun drawn, Hiding, INTENSE, investigation, loud music, make your own kind of music, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, record player, Searches, searches slowly, Slowly, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Villain

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!

Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!