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Baby Blockers – A Minecraft Server for Femanons and Boyfriends
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible! -
Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!
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Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps
Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.
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DungeonHeroesMC: Boosting Confidence, Slaying Dragons
yo, u wanna be a hero? come join our minecraft server, where dungeons and dragons is the name of the game! we got studies that show playing this roleplaying game can boost ur confidence and make u a social butterfly.imagine slaying dragons and saving princesses, all while gaining mad skills and leveling up like a boss. u can be the hero u always wanted to be, all in the comfort of ur own blocky world.
so come on, join us and unleash ur inner hero! who knows, maybe u’ll even find urself a real-life princess or dragon to slay. the possibilities are endless on our server, so what are u waiting for? come be a legend in the making!
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Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons are tamed and vanilla is semi, like an awkward first date.
Draconicraft SMP Semi-vanilla Java 18+ Whitelist 1.21 Overview
Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.
Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.
We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.
FAQ
What does semi-vanilla mean for this server? Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras. What Datapacks are included in the server? Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Bundles, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info What additional features are used in the server? Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation. How can I join and start playing on the server? Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr -
Pixelated Shogun Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a kawaii dream come true! Picture this: Tokugawa Ieyasu, the legendary samurai warlord, roaming around in adorable chibi form, ready to help you conquer the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about the art by Tsunehiro Date – it’s like Picasso meets Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear straight from the heavens. Not to mention, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We even have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where everyone shows off their best virtual dance moves.
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with cute samurais, epic loot, and non-stop laughter? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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HighBingoCraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary High Bingo tournament, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of only TNT or riding a pig through a maze blindfolded. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare yourself for the craziest ride of your life!
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Sis30Bday Drama-Free Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your significant other without any drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where your girlfriend is always invited to family gatherings, even if your sister is being a party pooper.We understand the importance of family unity and relationship dynamics, that’s why we welcome all players and their partners with open arms. No need to worry about awkward family dinners or exclusionary birthday parties here!
Come join us and show your sister that you don’t need her 30th birthday bash to have a good time. Build a virtual world with your girlfriend by your side, where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.
So, ditch the family dinner drama and join our Minecraft server for a truly inclusive and entertaining gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you have a virtual world to explore with your favorite person by your side?
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MommasBoyMansion
Home ownership, personal space, Communication Issues, living arrangements, relationship expectationsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of living with your boyfriend’s mother in a virtual world.Imagine building your dream house with your boyfriend, only to have his mother move in with you because she inherited money from the main house. Will you be able to handle the chaos and drama that comes with living with your potential future mother-in-law?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual therapy sessions and support groups to help you cope with the craziness. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend in your boyfriend’s mom!
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a house filled with love, laughter, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in Minecraft?