Contra1337 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8540	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

mc.lw-craft.ru

Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	843	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	262215
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?

Ethereal VTube Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, deep reflections, deep thoughts, digital entertainment, digital wisdom, Ethereal, Haven, impactful messages, insightful content, meaningful insights, online persona, online presence, philosophical musings, Profound, profound revelations, thought-provoking content, virtual experiences, virtual insights, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, vtube, vtubing, wisdom, wise teachings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind into another dimension! Imagine this: a Minecraft server where you can experience the most profound VTubing wisdom while building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to level up your gaming skills while listening to the most enlightened VTubers dropping knowledge bombs left and right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have your mind expanded while crafting and mining like a true pro. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft VTubing adventure!