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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 272 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9438 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!
But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.
So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!
