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MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8291
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	160
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3284	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	8947
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1902	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!