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SuckerForHerBlocks

attraction, characteristics, DATING, desire, emotional connection, infatuation, Irresistible, long term partner, love, Men, personality traits, physical features, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Romantic, SuckerForHerBlocks, turn-ons, weaknesses, Women

Attention all Minecraft players, are you ready to join the most epic and hilarious server in the blocky world? We have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Do you love a woman who can build a mean redstone contraption? Well, on our server, all the ladies are redstone wizards who can make your jaw drop with their intricate creations.

Are you a sucker for a woman with a killer sense of humor? Look no further, because our female players will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their hilarious jokes and pranks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of mermaid players who can swim faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join them in their underwater adventures and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GenderBan Minecraft Server

“Youth, argentina, Bans, controversy, discrimination, gender affirming care, GenderBan, Government, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Medical, Minecraft, Minors, policy, president, Server, Social Issues, south america, Transgender, under 18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

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CraftyAssassins

ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, CraftyAssassins, device, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Netanyahu Trump, Netanyahu Trump device, political assassination, political enemies, political rivals, power play, scandal, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!

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Polymer Preggo Cure Craft

advanced treatment, aggressive cancer, cancer cells, cancer treatment, choriocarcinoma, Craft, cure, drug delivery, drug nanocarrier, innovative therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanotechnology, oncology, personalized medicine, polymer, polymersome, preggo, pregnancy-related cancer, protein targeting, Rare cancer, reproductive health, tumor growth, Women’s Health

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower

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Blossom Legends

Adventure Survival Creative PvP Minigames Skyblock Factions Roleplay Economy Towny Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Vanilla Parkour Mods Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag UHC, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Blossom Legends, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

blossomlegends.com

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The Idiots

Allowed, Cross-Play, frowned upon, new, Owners, Problems, Server, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla survival server stealing is allowed but frowned upon. Server is still new so may be some problems with it please let server owners know if u find any.

46.4.77.122:25594

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Unknown SMP [Modded]

citizen, Citizens, currently, Curseforge, Discord, Heroes, Hub, invite, Join, Legacy, Link, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, people, Poke’s Server Hub, Server, smp, SuperHero, unknown, Working

Superhero Server Overview

Modpack Link	Unknown SMP
Discord	Poke’s Server Hub

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join as a citizen or hero?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server as either a citizen or hero role.
Are there any restrictions on powers for heroes?	There are guidelines in place to maintain balance and fairness among heroes, please refer to the server rules for more information.
Can I create my own hero character?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own unique hero characters within the server’s theme.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP may be allowed in designated areas or events, please check with server moderators for more information.

Combat Zone Warriors 1.21.2

1.21.2, adversary, Antagonist, battle, Bravery, challenge, Combat, combatant, Conflict, Confrontation, courage, Duel, evil doer, Face me, Fight, Hero, long tail tag, opponent, showdown, Villain, warrior, Warriors, Zone

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual battlefield where you can unleash your inner warrior and fight against evil doers like a freakin’ superhero!

I’m talking epic battles, crazy weapons, and intense PvP action that will have you on the edge of your seat the whole time!

So, if you’re ready to show off your mad skills and take down some baddies, then this is the place for you! Join now and let the games begin!

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DadBackup Minecraft Server

business succession, communication skills, cultural norms, DadBackup, emotional manipulation, English Proficiency, family betrayal, family business, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, father-son relationship, father’s legacy, favoritism, gender bias, generational differences, illegitimate son, Minecraft, parental expectations, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, work pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and exploring new worlds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you’re the illegitimate son of a wealthy businessman, caught in the middle of a family feud. Your father’s legitimate kids are too busy drinking and skipping English classes to take over the family business, so now it’s up to you to save the day! Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the rightful heir, or will you let the drama tear your family apart?

With English novels as your trusty sidekicks and a sister who’s a secret English genius, you’ll navigate the ups and downs of family expectations and corporate drama. Will you show your father that you’re more than just a backup plan, or will you rebel against the family legacy and forge your own path?

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the courage to stand up to your father and carve out your own destiny. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the blocky adventures begin!

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FatherMicDropCraft

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, family drama, father daughter relationship, father of the bride, FatherMicDropCraft, mic cutting, reception speech, religious speech, secular wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding drama resolution, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, wedding interference, wedding planning, wedding speeches, wedding traditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at Sarah’s wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sarah’s dad decided to turn her reception into a religious sermon.

Experience the thrill of making split-second decisions, like when our player (31F) took matters into her own hands and cut off the mic to save the day. Will you be a hero like her, or will you stir up even more chaos?

With crazy storylines and outrageous events happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama and come out on top!

So, are you ready to jump into the madness and prove that you can handle anything that comes your way? Join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

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