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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	8352	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Emeralds Found:	8555	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9415	Star Shards Collected:	181

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4619	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	6490

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	246	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!