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ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	913

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	190
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4079	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8563
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	6234
Dragon Eggs Found:	645	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun