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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Votes:	4860
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, EternalVictimCraft, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gatekeeping, mental health, Minecraft, misogyny in gaming, online communities, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social exclusion, social identity, toxic behavior, toxic gaming culture, toxic masculinity, victim complex, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9303	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

asian, asian women, attraction, CraftyMix, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Race, relationships, romantic preferences, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	3680	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Votes:	6998	Crops Grown:	3918
Farms Harvested:	287	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, CreeperCarnage, Distress, DREAD, Edition, Factor, fear, fright, Horror, Insecurity, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scared, Terror, trepidation, unease, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military ties, North Korea, NoTiesAllowed, political pressure, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, world leaders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mines Excavated:	2994
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

burn care, burn injuries, burn recovery, burn scars, burn victims, burns, Healing Process, Medical Treatment, skin damage, skin graft, skin healing, skin regeneration, skin regeneration process, skin regeneration therapy, skin repair, skin replacement, skin surgery, skin tissue, skin transplant, skin transplantation, SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2096	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!

Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

Axes, carnage, challenge, Chaos, Damage, Development, Environment, Features, Feedback, Fists, Friends, Improvement, Land, loyalty, mctop, Murk, new map, Promotion, PvP, runescape, semi anarchy, Spawn, Support, Survival, Swords

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64

Murk PVP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Murkpvp.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

Join our NEW map!

Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

🔹 Server Features:

PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

Why Join Us?

Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
Can I apply to be a moderator?	As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
What sets this server apart?	Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

aaaaaa, America, Brethren, DECIDE, Defeat, Destroyed, Evil, faggy, HAWAII BASE, homosexuals, japanese, japs, Jews, kill, majority, Minecraft, PixelPanic, retarded, Save, Server, traitors, White, WHITE EUROPEANS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.

So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

10. Career priorities, 11. Education levels, 12. Cultural influences, 13. Gender roles, 14. Healthcare access, 15. Parental leave policies, 16. Environmental concerns, 17. Aging population, 18. Reproductive choices, 19. Marriage trends, 2. Parenthood, 20. Parenting challenges., 3. Fertility rates, 4. Family planning, 5. Demographics, 6. Population decline, 7. Birth rates, 8. Economic factors, 9. Social norms, BabyBlock, childfree, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! We have a community so vibrant and lively, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!

SisFrenGayBaitNoMore

advice, Boundaries, Closeted, Communication, family, Friend, Gay, Honesty, intervention, LGBTQ, Manipulation, pretending, relationships, sibling, SisFrenGayBaitNoMore, sister, Support, suspicion, Trust, Warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your high school? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable relationships just like the ones in this story.

Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of this tale. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a love triangle or uncovering secrets just like the protagonist in this drama.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your assumptions about someone’s sexuality. In fact, we encourage wild theories and outrageous accusations – it makes the game more interesting!

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a high school gossip circle. Who knows, you might even find your own “gay best friend” or uncover a scandal that will leave you questioning everything. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!