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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Emeralds Found:	4686
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

avendria.de

Abuscus 2.0

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	358

!NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

192.95.11.201

Balayacraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

balayacraft.de

ShikeCraft

PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Testing

108.166.190.89

Ingenium

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Ingenium is a survival multiplayer server made by players, for players. We feel that servers should be fun, and not riddled with technical problems every day. As a result, we are hosted on a 24/7 dedicated server with tech support, and the Admin team worked long and hard to make the spawn and ready plugins. We are here for you, and most importantly, to make sure everyone has fun.

75.102.40.253:25665

MultiCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to MultiCraft! Need more players :/ Please join and check us out! New server for fun! First 10 people to join get a surprise 😉

198.154.103.225

UnioCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Our server, which started life as a small Factions server in 2014, has now reached and exceeded 1 million members! Our server is always kept active with constant updates. We value all our players and listen to them like the first day.

Our Current Games: – Factions – Skyblock – SurvivalGames – Skywars – Acid Island

play.uniocraft.com

Gravity Hurts

Economy, FTB, PvE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4565	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

FTB 1.6 Direwolf 20 pack 1.0.23

[FTB Direwolf 20] Gravity Hurts [35 slots] [PvE]

We are now un-white-listed and have a new MAP due to community consensus. It is recommended that you do register on the website and check there often for community information.

ftb.gravityhurts.us

Kladkatt

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3579
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Kladkatt is a survivalserver with basic and simple rules and a crew which purpose is to welcome you as a new players and make sure you get the help you need to get settled on kladkatt!

kladkatt.se

GrassCraft Hardcore Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Hardcore Factions PVP Raiding

192.227.136.109:25665