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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4947 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
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