CONTA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1313	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.

Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

BLOODBATH, Brazil, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, elections, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Latin America, leadership, Lula, Lulas, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, Venezuela, vote results

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed

Agreement, Alliance, Beijing deal, ceasefire efforts, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza government, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, NoHamasAllowed, opposition, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, post-war, regional stability, security concerns

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Service Masters

best doctor, care, compassion, Dedication, Excellence, exceptional care, Expertise, Healthcare, high quality care, Masters, medical excellence, Medical Profession, occupation, outstanding service, patient care, Professionalism, service, servicing others, skill, top doctor, top-notch service

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8437	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	8616	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!

JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Dragon Eggs Found:	2908	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!