Consumerism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

mainstream music, conformity, fast fashion, fads, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

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YankCraft vs BritCraft

bargains, shopping, YankCraft, comparison, currency exchange

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

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CraftyCashGrab

extravagant purchases, retail trends, CraftyCashGrab, retail therapy, materialistic culture

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

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OliveOilCraft Minecraft Server

OliveOilCraft, cost, olive oil, Country, EUROS

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, we sell dirt for one emerald each.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc everywhere they go. Join us if you dare to challenge them and claim their treasure of golden carrots.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, causing chaos and confusion among players. Join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat this mysterious figure once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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CraftyCultists

stomach ache, possessions over people, VALUES, fulfillment, emptiness

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it's nobody's business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain't never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let's get this party started!

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Crafty Creepers Co.

retail therapy, trends, products, shopping spree, shopping habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead boogie down to funky beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most hilarious, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper.

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Crafting with Pornhub

consumerism, Purchase, shopping, merch, Decision making

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

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Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

nutrition, Pesticides, Unhealthy, preservatives, Minecraft

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our food is poison! That’s right, forget about boring old steak and carrots, on our server, you’ll be chowing down on toxic treats that will have you seeing rainbows in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!

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2 Francs Minecraft Server: Where Bread is Cheaper Than Diamonds

financial disparity, bread cost, price difference, inflation, affordability

Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!

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Crafty Crackers: Where Vidya Devs Cater to White Dudes

wallet, controversy, Diversity, Marketing, vidya

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started!

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