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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3646 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!