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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3619 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5496 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?